Okay... so what's all this stuff people are saying about magic?  Now, I've seen my share of magicians, but this is just crazy.  Sawing people in half and making them disappear; sure, I can deal with that.  But please tell me that I'm not going to be seeing more people with tails and animals that talk, 'cause that's just too weird.

If this whole place is full of nut jobs, then there's no way I'm gonna stay for longer than I have to.

(OOC; Second strike not there.  And oh man, she has no idea what she's in for~)